Name: Bernard Stuff

Age: over 21

Instrument of choice: Lead shouting, Fender Jazzmaster for photos, Gibson Les Paul for live punk power

Nickname: Kaiser

Previous bands: Photo, The Circle, The Shanghais, Audiovideodisco

Likes: The Clash, Television, Richard Hell & The Voidoids

Features: rusty fingers and sweaty T Shirts

Most likely to: say 'that was awful'

Contact: bernard@theundercocks.com